Bridge my what??

One day in December of 1999, Daddy, Ryan and I were driving down 3132 in Shreveport, LA. Ryan was in the backseat, I was in the front and Dad was driving. I don't know if I started it or if Dad did, but one of us read a sign on the side of the road. Then the other one read one. Eventually, we were racing, seeing who could read the sign first and fastest. It was just dad and I - Ryan was just sitting in the back thinking he was too cool to play with us! All of the sudden, Daddy shouted out, "Bridge my a** in cold weather!"

Ryan and I were laughing so hard. The sign had said, "Bridge MAY ICE in cold weather." Daddy was like, "What? What did I say?" We told him, and he turned pretty read. He swore he didn't say it, but Ryan and I know what we heard!